The gardening firm you have hired sends a different skimpy-clad European hottie over to work in your garden each week instead of using your typical grass cutter. You end yourself fucking these green-thumbed sluts practically every time. Perhaps there's something about you. It's been more than two weeks since the petunias in the back were last watered, yet today is the same. When it started to rain, Veronica, who had completed approximately half of her work, asked to come inside for some "tea. " From the expression in her eyes, "tea" is code for a messy blow-out and thirty minutes of anal intercourse, so feel free to invite Ms. Clark inside; she will most likely accept. The gardening company that you've contracted doesn't hire But seriously, don't forget to bring up those petunias with her.