Boy / Girl
Many of your female friends claim that films don't accurately depict actual life. "No, girls don't just sit in their bedrooms comparing knickers and getting frisky. " Pft. We beg to differ, though. You like to keep things tight as a RA. Upon attending to a noise complaint regarding two ladies who were allegedly "playing the penis game," you discover Jill and Kiara in Room 32C, where they are both nude and screaming obscenities. They're enticing you in, and you know you should give them a citation and leave, but your resolve is clearly lacking. One of your two choices is to move on. or moisten your dick. You might as well hand in your badge right now.
