Joel, it seems like you've had a thing for Wednesday Addams for a long time. Ever since those years ago when you witnessed her tearing up at Camp Chippewa. After a few years, you're celebrating your 20th birthday while living together in tranquility. She has kindly given you a somewhat gory gift: the body parts of a man who was murdered. Dark. However, she has another agenda item—something involving your penis. Joel, get in that little pussy and make today the happiest birthday of your life.