Cosplay
You've been exploring Eastern Europe for a while now, and your money is getting tight. This English teaching ad caught your eye at the hostel. Thank God you got the job, and you're at Adele's house attempting to teach this girl, who is barely eighteen, some words in English. She has the entire house to herself while her folks are away. Adele encourages you to begin the course with human anatomy—legs, body, dick, and pussy—while glaring at your crotch awkwardly! With the last one, she surprised you. "How do it call that? " She gestures toward the staircase. She grabs your hand as she goes up the steps. Ahead of you, serious trouble awaits! You can now clearly see why you were never hired to teach English!
