Son of a Gunn

It's that time of year again, Mr. Gunn, parent-teacher conferences. Your son hasn't been performing well—instead, he's falling short. Perhaps the indolent little prick would actually have a chance of getting into college if he put down the video games. Nevertheless, Ms. Rossi, his teacher, isn't impressed and wants you to pick up the pieces since, presumably, that's what it means to be a "Daddy. " It turns out that Ms. Rossi can raise your child's grades, but it will require effort on your part. Indeed, Brett insists that you give her a good shitface. We guarantee you will like being the teacher's pet for the day, so go ahead and do it. Permit your child to play as many video games as he wants going forward. You'll be getting the cutest pussy in the district even if he doesn't get into college.