Sexecutive Assistant

Interviews for jobs are frequently a little scary. particularly if you have a lot riding on your job search. You've got an interview with CEO Kenzie Taylor at a brand-new startup today. It's the lowest level in the hierarchy—an executive assistant. Still, it's a step in the right direction. You realise you're going to be doing more than just running coffee runs when Ms. Taylor starts to outline position responsibilities. Specifically, you will be in charge of "maintaining vaginal stimulation at any given hour by any means necessary. " This is the best employment offer you've ever seen. But first, you have to prove yourself to Kenzie by practicing shooting ropes, drilling clams, and eating pussy. This is something you can handle.