Compilation
Although starting a new job can be intimidating, all you have to do is be proactive and maintain an open mind. It's your first day as vice president of legal affairs, and to help you get started, head of HR Avi Love has been sent by the powerful people up top. Any misgivings you may have had about this new role are now completely gone. Avi will do whatever to make you feel comfortable, like blowing you a kiss, fucking you, whispering sweet nothings in your ears, and gently kissing you all over. She might even ask for you to sperm her. We have no doubt that you'll love it here. Greetings from the company.
