I call the plumber to fix me a leak. Sorry, are you the plumber?

Hello! I'm Angelina, and I have to get a plumber right away to address a leak. Look, I've only had broken pipes for a long time. It's time for someone to force a nice pipe into my house. Please don't be a pervert, tee he he he. Apologies, but you weren't a plumber? While my parents are away, could you please drop by my house? I'm sure you'll be more productive. I'll wear something fresher if it's okay with you, given this awfully hot weather we're having. Is that okay with you? I will wait for you, though. Avoid being late! I need a proper cure for this leak. :-)