Honey, You're Fired

Now that you've cracked open a cold one, you can finally go on strike against that terrible housework. Who, after all, is foolish enough to mow the grass in this absurd heat? Not you, of course. But Scyley, your girl, has different ideas. She's going to remove you from your husband duty, too. However, you have that covert weapon ready for her. Scyley just needs a good dicking right now. Put on your virtual reality goggles because you're going to install some major pipe instead of trim that lawn.