I take it that you regard yourself as a patriot? It's your responsibility to observe Independence Day appropriately, then. The only person who has shown up so far for your pool party celebrating the signing of the Declaration of Independence is your friend Jill Kassidy. Both of you and Jill find you have a lot of idle time after tinkering with some firecrackers. She busts her tits out and proposes sucking your dick quite quickly. That can't be rejected, can it? Fuck Jill as much as you want to till you're ready to inject your hot come into her pussy. It's time to declare this the greatest Fourth of July ever—you just need to use your jizz in place of ink. You might as well go by John Hardcock.