Borderlands: Mad Moxxi A XXX Parody

Following an exhausting day spent hunting for vaults and gathering guns, you visit Mad Moxxi's for a drink and, yes, to make out with the attractive woman behind the bar. Moxxi is already wet when you walk in—apparently from "spilling a glass," She has a knack with language, whips up some mean cocktails, and she's even been known to deal in weapons on the side. You expect a rare pistol back from her when you leave a tip in her jar. But that's not how things are today; you receive more. Mad Moxxi wants you to put your penis in between her enormous natural breasts so she can eat you. She wants to give you something in return for being such a devoted client. Vault hunter, go get it; Moxxi's ass is waiting for you.