Anal Creampie
Milo, you've come very close to unlocking all of Atlantis' mysteries. Of course, your identity would be prominently displayed if you returned to the surface, but why? The women of Atlantis are stunning, the architecture is similarly alluring, and life is generally nice. After hours of ancient Atlantean translations, betrayal, and Leviathan attacks, you've finally experienced some tranquilly. You've proposed to Kida (crossing your fingers for dual citizenship), who is excited to show you her customary pre-matrimonial dance ceremony, because you're such an island fan. Upon closer inspection, this "ceremony" is really just a seductive dance, succeeded by an anal exchange that would have made the late King Kashekim turn in his grave.
