A dildo or a dick?

Sitting on her cozy couch, Alyssa Bounty examines every inch of a brand-new sex toy. When she realizes her lover is observing her, she just puts the dildo in her mouth. Yes, he is both shocked and incensed. She attempts to persuade him that it's a gift from a close friend and that, despite its pink hue, she still thinks his dick is the greatest toy ever. She gives her partner all the attention he wants and demands, putting away the sex toy in the process.